thebootygoon:

cant keep ya eyes off my fatty daddy i want u 

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(na na) 

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surfbourdt surfboardt 

Serfbort.

(via dankiidoll)


I seriously need a new man 💔

I seriously need a new man 💔


I’m not going to be the girl you marry, but I’ll be the girl you’ll be thinking of 20 years from now while you engage in polite sex with your boring wife who fakes her orgasm to make you feel better about your receding hairline.
e.b. (via buddhabrot)

All is fair in love & war.

(via suchafatash)


She got the look on her face to look exactly like Kim!

(via dankiidoll)


That awkward moment when you realize that you’re getting antsy that your friend hasn’t activated their new phone yet… Or they have & hate you. Ahah. #tryingtonotcling


Hmm, useful…

Hmm, useful…


Wtf just happened?

Wtf just happened?


Cute!!

Cute!!


#Mancrushmonday

#Mancrushmonday


I don’t know how long I can keep living this lie.